You have to be kidding me!

I'm in the spirit of being continously tired. I call it spirit because it is the only possible way I can explain sleeping for 7 hours and still wake up feeling like the day should be ending instead of starting. So in an effort to fight impending fatigue, I have been filling in my time between barely doing work by catching up on my blog reading. The great thing about bloggers is that their writing is raw, truthful and unedited. An interesting study on human nature (if I was a psychologist!)

I read something that made me totally amused me by its retaredness:

It’s rather obvious that the male and female minds work in very different ways. Sometimes what may be as clear as day to one gender is complete Greek to the other. And most times it’s we dudes who come out the worse. Coz we’re simple creatures really, we say what we mean and we mean what we say (unless we’re lying to you). (Archer,2008)

Indulge me for a bit. Men are simple creature??? Are you kidding me. Just because a creature owns one pair of shoes doesn't make it simple. Men, believe it or not, are as complicated as women. In more ways than one.

I read a study once that said men tend to PMS every 45 days or so. Whether its scientific or not, is beyond me but being a true believer in useless scientific research, I started making small observations of my own. When a dude out of the blue and without warning stops talking to you and then starts up 4 days later....in the female world, we call it PMS. At least our hormone imbalance explains our mood swings...what could possibly explain a man's moodiness. You have but one hormone. How can it be imbalanced? Is there anything more complicated??

No doubt men and female minds don't work the same. But if you are allowed to wail like a hungry baby after "your team" loses a soccer match, a woman is allowed to wail like a professional mourner during a soap. Alejandro may not know my name but Nani has no idea that you exist either. We are both promoting worlds we'll never live in. A man will never be 6 ft 3' with abs of steel and amazing ball control and a woman will never be that model looking character with legs as long as poles and who wakes up with her make-up perfectly intact. But I guess we already knew that now, didn't we? So a man is not allowed to complain about a woman's choice of entertainment if a woman is not allowed to talk during a 2nd division game in some obscure part of the world.(Ati sijui my cuzo lives in Lancaster-shire,North Ireland.we have to watch this one baby!! Shenzitype kabisa)


"we say what we mean and we mean what we say (unless we’re lying to you)." Hahaha! I will even ROTFLMBAO on this one. Women Lie, Men lie, Men lie, Men lie........Ukweli, uwongo???If a man cannot find a solution he will lie. He will lie to get a woman into bed, he will lie to get away from her, he will lie to get his broke arse out of a date, he will lie if he wants to run off with the boys and misbehave. He will lie, he will lie, he will lie. Sometimes I think men should walk around with lie detectors, if only so that we know when they are telling the truth. In fact there should be a way you can detect their lies by them peeing in a cup in the evening just before you feed them.

"Some argue that no man ever buys a girl a drink without strings attached. Which is somewhat true. Unless the guy is your pal and you know for sure that he has no lateral ambitions, all men have an agenda behind buying you a drink." (Archer, 2010)

Now, here I have massive problems....mpaka its starting to scare me. You can't honestly say that a dude will walk into a club with the sole intention of chips-ing a chic. What kind of neanderthal *ish is that?? And once she's accepted, ati now she's a lose chic and you're packing her off on the first mat to town at 5.30 in the morning.With 50 bob no less. Granted, mamas are not meant to be that lose but you get what you asked for and as such you are not allowed to complain after-wards when you are picking up stalkers left, right and dead center. And when a mama accepts your kind and generous offer of drinks at the counter and then walks off, you don't get to curse at her retreating behind. You offered, she accepted. Period. You can't have t both ways. There was no underlying fine print for doing the nasties in the bush. It was one drink. Even you don't believe that a 450/= drink is worth a night with you. Seriously!!! What kind of simplistic logic is that? And trust me, being simplistic and being simple are 2 different things. Simplistic tends towards retard.

Men have no idea what women want...given the foul ups consistently being seen. The fact the women have general ideas what dudes want just means that we are much ore intelligent species. That doesn't make men any less complicated.